I probably would stay away from Hostels in general but if you must, here’s some tips for going wild in cheap hotels.
| DO head to the bathroom. This is a great place to do the nasty. You can lock the door and the shower makes for easy clean up after. Well, only a little bit because you might get a little dirty while in there but hey, comes right off! |
DO head to the roof. Tons of hostels have roofs and tons of them keep them unlocked. No one one is going to bother you (unless they get the same idea- though maybe “the more the merrier” is a philosophy you take with you all the time?). Bump uglies under the stars all night long. It will be the most romantic time you get in a hostel.
DON’T have sex on the top bunk. You’ll shake the bed. It will creak. You’ll wake up everyone, especially your bunk mate. It’s just mean- there are other places to go. Don’t be that guy or girl! (or any combination of the two!) |
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Our advice is never book your nights at cheap hotels but if you must, here’s some gadgets you can use to help you survive germs, mice, cockroaches, and whatnot.
| Handler Anti-Germ Hook: If you find yourself staying at a seedy-looking hotel, the Handler will help you negotiate potentially germ-ridden obstacles like door handles with ease. Plus, it is available in a wide range of colors for the stylish hypochondriac. [HandlerUSA] |
| HYSO Doorknob Germ Killer: If you are looking for something a little more advanced than a simple germ hook, the HYSO Doorknob Germ Killer will spray a mist of hospital-grade disinfectant on a handle or knob every 15 minutes. [Link] |
| SteriPEN: If you are planning a trip to Mexico a foreign country and are a bit concerned about the quality of the local drinking water, the SteriPen can put your mind at ease. The UV wand will kill any bacteria and viruses that may be present without having to resort to boiling. [SteriPEN via Link] |
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