I probably would stay away from Hostels in general but if you must, here’s some tips for going wild in cheap hotels.
| DO head to the bathroom. This is a great place to do the nasty. You can lock the door and the shower makes for easy clean up after. Well, only a little bit because you might get a little dirty while in there but hey, comes right off! |
DO head to the roof. Tons of hostels have roofs and tons of them keep them unlocked. No one one is going to bother you (unless they get the same idea- though maybe “the more the merrier” is a philosophy you take with you all the time?). Bump uglies under the stars all night long. It will be the most romantic time you get in a hostel.
DON’T have sex on the top bunk. You’ll shake the bed. It will creak. You’ll wake up everyone, especially your bunk mate. It’s just mean- there are other places to go. Don’t be that guy or girl! (or any combination of the two!) |
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